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Kill Joy.

Kinder Joy.

Frankly, I don't see what's the joy in it. It's not like Kinder Surprise when you bite down on the chocolate egg and SURPRISE! you find a plastic egg containing your toy inside. With Kinder Joy, every moment from when you first bought it, you go 'WTF?'. This further escalates when you open the 'egg'.

Here's how to eat Kinder Joy.

Step 1: Buy it.


Step 2: Peel the tabs apart to get two halfs.


Step 3: Remove the spoon. (With the words Kinder on it, no less.)


Step 4: Peel open the orange wrapped half of the egg with the many question marks. Go 'WOW' at your unassembled toy.


Step 5: Eat the other half with the chocolate.



And there ya go. The white chocolate portion tastes like condense milk. The two biscuit balls with hazel nut chocolate filling tastes like a Ferro Roche rip off.

And I do NOT know why the pictures ended up upside down.

Kinder NO Joy.

Zoo!

Yesterday, we went to the zoo! The last time I've been there was too many years ago...
Went with Mark, KW, Michelle and her illegitimate kids cousins.
Quite a few changes... the petting zoo was changed to Kidzworld.
With I think 6 ponies? No more chicks to squeeze unless you count deep fried chicken from KFC. We did witness a goat brawl there though. Strangely, the strangled cries of pain sounded like a grown man yelling instead of the expected baa-ing from the goats. Weird and freaky. Pretty wet day considering that we walked beneath pathetic umbrellas for like 2hours? Missed the feeding time for the lions and the white tigers due to poor planning. Though we did feed the kangeroos for $5. Weird roos they are. They were the long hair type...not your usual short hair roos in new zealand. And they dont exactly hop, they use their fore limbs like crutches to pull themselves forward. Most of the animals were sleeping...only till like 6+ when the zoo was closing, finally the jauguars were awake and prowling about. The first time we saw them, both jauguars were taking an afternoon nap sprawled on the logs in their faux habitat.
The best exhibit so far... must be the Fragile Forest. The lesser mousedeer was so cute! Mark was totally smittened by one mousedeer so much so that he was plotting ways to deernap the darling.


KFC at the entrance. We havent even entered and Mark looks bored already


Michelle's kids


Jimmy's cousin?

This one is hilarious...

An Elephant Skull and Michelle. Its more than half her height!




An elephant tusk and Michelle.


World's biggest (and smelliest) flower. It looks plastic though...

Aww...I dont have any pictures of the mouse deer... T_T

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